The Moral Of the Story Is..

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go

home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that

story....

The next day Billy tells his story....

"My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy

territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a

machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer.

Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese

soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so

he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his

machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands"

Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any

moral to his story....Billy replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad

when he's been drinking".